"Maggots Ate My Wife!"
Cincinnati Police Department
There are few pleasant ways to die... but this one has to be among the worst: Police say a bedridden Cincinnati woman was eaten by maggots as her husband did nothing.
Kitty Porn
Martin County (Fla.) Sheriff's Department
A Florida man who had initially claimed his cat downloaded child porn images found on his computer has changed his story, and is no longer blaming the poor puss.
Being Caught Has Never Been So Much Fun!
West Virginia Regional Jail and Correctional Facility Authority
Some mug shots are funny because of the weird crime story behind them. Others are funny because, well, just take a look at this one.
Drug Snatch: Woman Accused of Hiding Meds in Her Vagina
Martin County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
This isn't your typical prison sex crime. An inmate in Florida is accused of hiding drugs in her sexy parts.
Wicked Wiener: Man Caught With Hot Dogs In His Pants
St. Lucie County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
Everyone wants to be like Jonah Falcon... but not every man can carry all that meat in his pants. Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, say Allan Polhemus was caught at a supermarket with a package of 32-ounce beef franks stuffed down his pants.
World's Dumbest Hit Request
Denver District Attorney
A man accused of tearing off another man's finger as he tried to steal his iPad tried to get a little help from behind bars... but he's too stupid to realize that prison officials are reading the mail.
Cop Accused in Harry Potter Theft
Orlando Police Department
Police say an off-duty cop tried to steal the confiscated goods from the aptly named "Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods" at Universal Studios' new Harry Potter attraction.
Stupid 911 Call: I Need a Ride to Get Booze!
St. Johns County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
A Florida man is accused of calling 911 repeatedly to ask for a ride to the liquor store.
Bestiality News: Guilty Plea in Dog Sex Photoshop Swap
Salt Lake County (Utah) Jail
A Utah woman pleads guilty to putting a teenage girl's photo into a picture of dog sex, and distributing it at the girl's school.?
Animal Sex Tales: Man Accused of Raping 'Christie Brinkley' Dog
Miami-Dade County (Florida) Sheriff's Department
A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80's supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name.
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